Funny Questions for Dates & Relationship

If you’re in a relationship, you probably know that it’s not always about romantic dinners, breathtaking sunsets, or binge-watching Netflix together. There are also those small, weird, and often downright hilarious moments that make up your relationship. So why not take a little break and sprinkle some humor into your love life? Here are some funny relationship questions that will help you laugh at yourselves, your relationship, and maybe even discover a few things you didn’t know about each other.

Funny Questions for First Dates and New Relationships

1. If you could be any animal, which would you choose? (And why is it always something unexpected, like a sloth?)
2. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever eaten, and did you secretly enjoy it?
3. If you were a cartoon character, who would you be?
4. What’s the most embarrassing song you can’t stop humming?
5. If you were stranded on a deserted island, what snack would you absolutely need to survive?
6. If you could talk to animals, what’s the one question you’d ask your dog?
7. Who would you rather go on a date with: Harry Potter, a dragon, or a pizza with bizarre toppings?
8. What’s the funniest thing that’s ever happened to you in front of an audience?
9. If you were in a soap opera, what would your character’s name be?
10. What’s one small, funny habit you have that people around you just love (or pretend to love)?
11. If you could get inside someone’s head for a day, whose brain would you choose?
12. What’s a superpower you’d want, but it has to be totally useless? (Like being able to turn on the fridge light without opening the door.)
13. What’s the funniest thing you’ve done when you thought no one was watching?
14. If you had to be an Olympic athlete, what ridiculous sport would you win gold in?
15. If you could create your own superhero, what would their useless power be?
16. What’s the biggest awkward moment you’ve had during an important meeting?
17. What animated movie made you cry, even though you really weren’t supposed to?
18. If you had to perform on an open mic night, what would your comedian alter-ego name be?

Funny Questions for Long-Term Couples

1. What’s the most embarrassing recipe we tried to cook together and failed miserably at?
2. What’s the weirdest thing we’ve done together that made us laugh for days?
3. If we joined a rock band, what absurd name would we give it?
4. What’s the funniest mishap I’ve ever done that you just couldn’t stop laughing at?
5. If we were characters in an animated movie, what would the movie be called (and what ridiculous outfits would we wear)?
6. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever ordered while traveling that you immediately regretted?
7. If we became a reality TV show, what silly prize would we win?
8. What’s a completely pointless superpower you’d want, but only when we go grocery shopping?
9. What’s the worst song we’ve ever belted out together in the car that we still can’t stop singing?
10. If we entered The Amazing Race, what would be the most ridiculous challenge we’d fail at?
11. If sleeping was an Olympic sport, who would win the gold medal in our house?
12. What’s the most awkward moment you’ve ever witnessed when I was trying to impress you?
13. What ridiculous nickname would you give me if I were a secret superhero?
14. If we had to recreate a silly scene from a romantic comedy, which one would it be?
15. What would happen if we swapped roles for a day? (And who would crack under the pressure first?)
16. What insane law would you create just for me (that probably involves chocolate)?
17. If we started a business together, what hilarious business would we run?
18. What’s the most ridiculous excuse I’ve ever come up with when I forgot something important?
19. What’s the funniest scene you remember from our vacations?
20. If we had to perform at a circus, what wild stunt would we try (and would we survive)?

Funny Bedroom Questions

1. If we counted how many times the blanket “betrayed” us during the night, how many complaints would you file against it?
2. If we had a contest to see who could fall asleep the fastest, who would win the Golden Pillow Award?
3. What’s the weirdest dream you’ve ever had where I made a surprise appearance?
4. If the blanket had a famous name, what would we call it?
5. What’s the craziest thing you’d do if you suddenly woke up in a dream?
6. If we were in a pillow fight tournament, what name would we give our team?
7. What’s the funniest thing that’s ever happened to you in the middle of the night for no reason at all?
8. If you had to sleep in a costume for one night, what costume would you choose?
9. What’s the funniest thing you’ve ever said in your sleep that I’ll never let you forget?
10. What’s the most ridiculous thought that crossed your mind right before falling asleep one night?

Funny Sexy Questions

1. If we were starring in a romantic action movie, what acrobatic move would you add to our big love scene?
2. What’s the funniest thing that’s happened to you while trying to be sexy?
3. If we had a romantic scene in an animated movie, which character would you be?
4. What’s the weirdest song you’d pick to play during an intimate moment?
5. If we had to describe our relationship as a food dish, what funny food would it be?
6. What “super sexy” power would you want, but one that’s completely useless?
7. If you had to speak in a silly accent during an intimate moment, which accent would you choose?
8. If we had a “sexiest dance contest,” what crazy dance move would you come up with?
9. If the most awkward scene from a romantic movie happened to us, what would it be?
10. If you could invent a funny nickname for my body parts, what would you call them?
11. What’s the most ridiculous thing that’s ever happened when you were totally ready for a romantic moment?
12. What “super sexy” powers would you give me, but ones that don’t really help at all?
13. If there were a funny soundtrack for every intimate moment we have, what crazy song would be playing?
14. If we had a contest for “the funniest sexy face,” who would win?
15. If we had to create “sexy but ridiculous” costumes for each other, what would you design for me?
16. What’s the most unexpected thing that’s ever happened in the middle of an intimate moment that made you laugh?
17. If you could broadcast a “romantic comedy show” about us, what hilarious twist would you add to it?
18. If we had to invent a new exercise that works for both the gym and the bedroom, what would it look like?

Wrapping It Up

Funny relationship questions are a fantastic way to strengthen your bond, add some lightness and laughter to your daily routine, and even uncover some surprising details about each other. This quiz isn’t just an opportunity to laugh together, but also a fun way to rediscover your relationship in a humorous and playful way.

So the next time you feel like your relationship could use a little more humor, try asking one of these questions – get ready for laughs, surprises, and maybe even a few interesting revelations. Because at the end of the day, a successful relationship isn’t just about love and romance, it’s about being able to laugh together – especially at yourselves!